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"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."
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"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic."
Celebrity

"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
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"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."
Kitchen

"I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me."
Funny

"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
Father

"A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world."
World

"I laughed all the way through Love Story."
Love

"When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars."
People

"Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to."
Dress

"I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church."
Family
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"Good kitchen equipment is expensive, but most items last a lifetime and will pay for themselves over and over again."
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"The kitchen may not get cleaned, and I have to accept that. I do the important things."
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"What's a soup kitchen?"
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"I have been in Sorrow's kitchen and licked out all the pots. Then I have stood on the peaky mountain wrapped in rainbows, with a harp and sword in my hands."
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"For me, it was kind of like going into the military or something. And anybody - any male - who has ever worked in a French kitchen knows what I am talking about when I say that."
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"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
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"The house is in turmoil with records on every space. In the kitchen and in the dining room is covered with records. I don't have a big enough house to accommodate everything."
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"I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast."
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