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Paul Lynde

"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."

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"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."

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"I had to have a large kitchen because I look to cook."

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"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'"

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"I'm good in the kitchen. I can cook seafood, collard greens, black-eyed peas."

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"For me, it was kind of like going into the military or something. And anybody - any male - who has ever worked in a French kitchen knows what I am talking about when I say that."

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"I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners."

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"I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast."

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"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."

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"What's a soup kitchen?"

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"I'm in a loft and the kitchen is in the very center of the apartment. The whole place revolves around it."

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"The house is in turmoil with records on every space. In the kitchen and in the dining room is covered with records. I don't have a big enough house to accommodate everything."

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"I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution."
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