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"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
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"The kitchen may not get cleaned, and I have to accept that. I do the important things."
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"I had to have a large kitchen because I look to cook."
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"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'"
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"The house is in turmoil with records on every space. In the kitchen and in the dining room is covered with records. I don't have a big enough house to accommodate everything."
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"I have been in Sorrow's kitchen and licked out all the pots. Then I have stood on the peaky mountain wrapped in rainbows, with a harp and sword in my hands."
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"Good kitchen equipment is expensive, but most items last a lifetime and will pay for themselves over and over again."
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"The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me."
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"I'm good in the kitchen. I can cook seafood, collard greens, black-eyed peas."
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"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."
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"I'm in a loft and the kitchen is in the very center of the apartment. The whole place revolves around it."
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"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
Money
"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
Age
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Bed
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Children
"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
Time
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
"My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me."
Justice
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
Mistake
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
Christmas
"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
Beauty
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