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"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
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"The house is in turmoil with records on every space. In the kitchen and in the dining room is covered with records. I don't have a big enough house to accommodate everything."
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"I'm in a loft and the kitchen is in the very center of the apartment. The whole place revolves around it."
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"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
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"The kitchen may not get cleaned, and I have to accept that. I do the important things."
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"For me, it was kind of like going into the military or something. And anybody - any male - who has ever worked in a French kitchen knows what I am talking about when I say that."
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"I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners."
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"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'"
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"Good kitchen equipment is expensive, but most items last a lifetime and will pay for themselves over and over again."
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"I'm good in the kitchen. I can cook seafood, collard greens, black-eyed peas."
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"The most important thing in the kitchen is the waste paper basket and it needs to be centrally located."
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"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
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"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
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"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
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"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
Kitchen
"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
Money
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."
Mother
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Children
"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."
Sex
"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
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