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"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
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"Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children."
Work
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
Anger
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
Mistake
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Bed
"My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me."
Justice
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves."
Age
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
Baseball
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
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"I had to have a large kitchen because I look to cook."
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"Good kitchen equipment is expensive, but most items last a lifetime and will pay for themselves over and over again."
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"The kitchen may not get cleaned, and I have to accept that. I do the important things."
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"What's a soup kitchen?"
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"I have been in Sorrow's kitchen and licked out all the pots. Then I have stood on the peaky mountain wrapped in rainbows, with a harp and sword in my hands."
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"For me, it was kind of like going into the military or something. And anybody - any male - who has ever worked in a French kitchen knows what I am talking about when I say that."
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"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
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"The house is in turmoil with records on every space. In the kitchen and in the dining room is covered with records. I don't have a big enough house to accommodate everything."
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"I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast."
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"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'"
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