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"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
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"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."
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"I'm in a loft and the kitchen is in the very center of the apartment. The whole place revolves around it."
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"I had to have a large kitchen because I look to cook."
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"For me, it was kind of like going into the military or something. And anybody - any male - who has ever worked in a French kitchen knows what I am talking about when I say that."
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"I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners."
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"The kitchen may not get cleaned, and I have to accept that. I do the important things."
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"Good kitchen equipment is expensive, but most items last a lifetime and will pay for themselves over and over again."
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"The house is in turmoil with records on every space. In the kitchen and in the dining room is covered with records. I don't have a big enough house to accommodate everything."
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"I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast."
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"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
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"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
Thought
"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
Time
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
Anger
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Children
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
Children
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."
Growing up
"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
Beauty
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
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