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"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
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"For me, it was kind of like going into the military or something. And anybody - any male - who has ever worked in a French kitchen knows what I am talking about when I say that."
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"The most important thing in the kitchen is the waste paper basket and it needs to be centrally located."
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"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'"
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"I had to have a large kitchen because I look to cook."
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"The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me."
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"I'm good in the kitchen. I can cook seafood, collard greens, black-eyed peas."
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"I have been in Sorrow's kitchen and licked out all the pots. Then I have stood on the peaky mountain wrapped in rainbows, with a harp and sword in my hands."
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"I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast."
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"I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners."
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"Good kitchen equipment is expensive, but most items last a lifetime and will pay for themselves over and over again."
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"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
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"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Children
"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
Money
"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
Beauty
"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
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"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
Anger
"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."
Mother
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Bed
"Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed."
Time
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