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Intelligence Quotes


"My success was not based so much on any great intelligence but on great common sense."


"Many openly show discontentment with their looks, but few with their intelligence. I, however, assure you there are many more plain minds than faces."


"I had been involved in U.S. intelligence in Berlin, Germany, while in the military and had worked with a contact with the Central Intelligence Agency office there."


"There are no crimes and no criminals in these days. What is the use of having brains in our profession? I know well that I have it in me to make my name famous. No man lives or has ever lived who has brought the same amount of study and of natural talent to the detection of crime which I have done. And what is the result? There is no crime to detect, or, at most, some bungling villainy with a motive so transparent that even a Scotland Yard official can see through it."


"The brain is a wonderful thing. It will always give you an answer to the questions you ask. The problem comes from the questions you ask yourself. Your brain will only answer exactly what it is asked."


"We now witness the constructive work on a foundation that will endure through the ages. That foundation is the god of science - revealed to us in terms that will harmonize with our intelligence."


"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it."


"Our failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq thus far has been deeply troubling, and our intelligence-gathering process needs thorough and unbiased investigation."


"Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best, he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear his shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house."


"If you look at the publishers I've worked with, generally, they're a great bunch. Creation is unlike any other publishing house you can think of. The people I've worked with have integrity and intelligence and, almost always, less money than ideas."


"Many difficulties which nature throws in our way, may be smoothed away by the exercise of intelligence."


"We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend."


"It is not difficult for me to have this faith, for it is incontrovertible that where there is a plan there is intelligence - an orderly, unfolding universe testifies to the truth of the most majestic statement ever uttered - 'In the beginning, God.'"


"The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure."


"I think anybody with any intelligence sits down and sees Star Trek not a kids' show."


"The higher the general average of intelligence, all things else being equal, the less the disposition to be meddlesome, critical, and overbearing."


"Curiosity is free-wheeling intelligence."


"I've always felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the same topic."


"The intelligence of few perceives what has been carefully hidden in the recesses of the mind."


"Intellects whose desires have outstripped their understanding."



"The intelligence of the lower forms of animal life, like a great deal of human intelligence, does not involve a self."


"A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence."


"The Queen's intelligence network is a hell of a lot better than anyone's in this palace. Bar none. She knows everything. I don't know how she does it. And she sees everything."


"I've gotten to go wonderful places, meet interesting and intelligent people, and I started of course in the theatre and continue to work in the theatre where there is some intelligence involved in it."


"The right of each individual in any relation to secure to himself the full benefits of his intelligence, his capacity, his industry and skill are among the inalienable inheritances of humanity."


"In intelligence work, there are limits to the amount of information one can share. Confidentiality is essential."


"But our society does not grant nontraditional forms of intelligence equal recognition, no matter how much it would help us get along or truly enrich our lives."


"Military intelligence interrogators, however, their goal is to get information, to save lives, to stop the war, to find Saddam - whatever the information is going to be used for, at whatever cost."


"Oprah is so bright, and her intelligence is so piercing that I don't think anyone who spends a few minutes with her isn't struck by that."


"All the intelligence and talent in the world can't make a singer. The voice is a wild thing. It can't be bred in captivity. It is a sport, like the silver fox. It happens."


"The employer class is less indispensable in the modern organization of industries because the laboring men themselves possess sufficient intelligence to organize into co-operative relation and enjoy the entire benefits of their own labor."


"Poets are the sense, philosophers the intelligence of humanity."


"Rehearsals and this band are two words that don't really go together, kinda like Military Intelligence."


"Teaching man his relatively small sphere in the creation, it also encourages him by its lessons of the unity of Nature and shows him that his power of comprehension allies him with the great intelligence over-reaching all."


"The prompt assimilation of that intelligence will be essential if we are to avoid another September 11th."


"I feel that I, and the people under my command, tried to use all the traditional methods of recruiting agents which were also used by other intelligence services; adopting also means like pressure, money, sex - but that did not characterize my service."


"You can't get closer to the heart of national sovereignty than national security and intelligence services."



"Without consciousness and intelligence, the universe would lack meaning."


"I am not opposed to intelligence reform on its face, but any changes should reflect the current context."


"Cynicism is the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence."


"I am a brain, Watson. The rest of me is a mere appendix."


"The ability to take pleasure in one's life is a skill and is a kind of intelligence. So intelligence is a hard thing to evaluate and it manifests itself in so many different ways. I do think the ability to know how to live a life and not be miserable is a sign of that."



"But some actors I have met possess an intelligence that I can only dream of. It's about character, it's about behavior. They understand things about people that I simply don't see."


"Improving our national intelligence capabilities should remain a top priority and a continual process."


"It doesn't matter that Bush scares the hell out of me. What matters is that he scares the hell out of a lot of very important people in Washington who can't speak out, in the military, in the intelligence community."


"The object of pure physics is the unfolding of the laws of the intelligible world; the object of pure mathematics that of unfolding the laws of human intelligence."


"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reasons."


"The Intelligence Committee will also examine present counterintelligence programs for the Department of Energy, the National Laboratories, and the Department of Defense."


"Intelligence minus purpose equals stupidity."


"A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition."
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