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"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"
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"Intelligence is not knowledge, but it is a state of mind."
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"It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value."
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"Artificial Intelligence leaves no doubt that it wants its audiences to enter a realm of pure fantasy when it identifies one of the last remaining islands of civilization as New Jersey."
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"Intelligence does not always define wisdom, but adaptability to change does."
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"Great minds think alike because a greater Mind is thinking through them."
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"Creativity is the highest form of intelligence. Over time, after developing a more advanced creative brain, I started feeling that my college education was more so something to be ashamed of rather than something to be proud of."
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"The dull pray, the geniuses are light mockers."
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"Military intelligence interrogators, however, their goal is to get information, to save lives, to stop the war, to find Saddam - whatever the information is going to be used for, at whatever cost."
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"One of my friends compared me to Bruce Banner, due to my work with radiation and human health. So I looked up Bruce Banner and this is what I found: Banner, a physicist, is sarcastic and seemingly very self-assured when he first appears in Incredible Hulk #1, but is also emotionally withdrawn in most fashions...Banner is considered one of the greatest scientific minds on Earth, possessing "a mind so brilliant it cannot be measured on any known intelligence test." He holds expertise in biology, chemistry, engineering, physiology, and nuclear physics."
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"Your EQ (emotional quotient) is your capacity to recognize, discriminate, and label emotions accurately and interpret them to help guide your thinking and behavior."
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"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."
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"It's all been satirized for your protection."
Protection
"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
Defence
"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."
Punishment
"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."
God
"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."
Religion
"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."
People
"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
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"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"
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"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush."
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