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"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"
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"Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life."
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"Your complete intelligence is designed to experience the fullness of life, not a narrow omission of its best possibilities."
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"Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that, they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise."
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"Intelligence without wisdom is nothing more than stupidity that looks smart."
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"Intelligence is dangerous. Intelligence means you will start thinking for yourself."
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"You looked a little bit smarter when your stupidity lessened a lot."
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"It is not that men become too intelligent for God,' says the Apologist, 'but rather they become too arrogant for intelligence."
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"If you want to find wilier race by common sense, then you have just narrowed your searching area."
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"If you think you're smart,think twice to be smarter."
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"Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs."
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"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
Bible
"It's all been satirized for your protection."
Protection
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
Disease
"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."
Sex
"Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?"
God
"Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence."
American
"Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window."
Marriage
"Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.""
God
"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."
Defence
"The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it."
People
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