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"If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence."
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"We only share our ignorance with others, infact only it IS capable and contagious for it breeds in unawareness, on the contrary Intelligence belongs to an individual's territory, for his very functioning is 'other worldly' and he stands out from the mediocre crowd. What are YOU!"
"The problem with being clever, Serene thought with a sigh, is that everyone assumes you're always planning something."
"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
"I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander."
"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
"Don't be scared to be intelligent. Knowledge is sexy and powerful."
"Some people get rich studying artificial intelligence. I make money studying natural stupidity."
"Education is no substitute for intelligence. That elusive quality is defined only in part by puzzle-solving ability. It is in the creation of new puzzles reflecting what your senses report that you round out the definition."
"For passion, be it observed, brings insight with it; it can give a sort of intelligence to simpletons, fools, and idiots, especially during youth."
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"Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."
"It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there."
"Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people."
"I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country."
"Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes."
"If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence."
"The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled."
"The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for."
"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."
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