top of page
.png){kind=small}
"If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Intelligence quotes
"Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life."
"Your complete intelligence is designed to experience the fullness of life, not a narrow omission of its best possibilities."
"Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that, they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise."
"Intelligence without wisdom is nothing more than stupidity that looks smart."
"Intelligence is dangerous. Intelligence means you will start thinking for yourself."
"You looked a little bit smarter when your stupidity lessened a lot."
"It is not that men become too intelligent for God,' says the Apologist, 'but rather they become too arrogant for intelligence."
"If you want to find wilier race by common sense, then you have just narrowed your searching area."
"If you think you're smart,think twice to be smarter."
"Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs."
Explore more quotes by Will Cuppy
"The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for."
"Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes."
"Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."
"It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there."
"The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled."
"Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people."
"I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country."
"If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence."
"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."
bottom of page