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"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
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"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends."

"My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama."

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"If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you."

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"Directors are never in short supply of girlfriends."

"Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that. Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships, but it is possible."

"Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me."
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