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"My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest."
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"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends."
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"My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama."
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"I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don't find speaking German particularly difficult. Singing was slightly more difficult."
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"On-screen relationships are the best because you don't have to worry about saying the wrong things. And if the guy's got a girlfriend, or I'm not attracted to him, it's even better. It's just my character kissing his character."
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"If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you."
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"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
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"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
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"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes.""
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"If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart."
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"Directors are never in short supply of girlfriends."
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"I don't think any drug that can cause brain damage, failing kidneys, hardening arteries, pain, and suffering should be made available."
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"We try to be real nice and friendly to people, but sometimes they take advantage of that."
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"Our perception of songs that we've written... the meaning changes from day to day... to whatever stage we're at in our life and careers."
Life

"People have a right to ask questions and dig deep when you're hurting people and things around you."
People

"One of the first bands to break out of Seattle was Heart."
Heart

"We started this band as kids, and as time has gone on, we've grown and are learning to accommodate each others' differences."
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"I started out when I was about 12, playing drums. I started singing when I was about 15."
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"It was all about music, about getting your friends to come and see you play. I don't see that same intimacy happening very much today."
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"There are lasting consequences for using drugs. I'll still be paying for my prior use."
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"I found out through the Internet that I have AIDS. I learned that I was dead. Where else would I find these things?"
Internet
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