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"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
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"We're getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends - we're renegades."
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"If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart."
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"I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don't find speaking German particularly difficult. Singing was slightly more difficult."
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"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
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"I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed."
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"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
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"Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that."
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"When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her."
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"Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me."
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"When we meet, I'm interested and I'm curious about what he's doing because he's burning a number from a client. And I'm like, 'Who is this?' and my girlfriend's like, 'That's a drug dealer. Stay away from him.'"
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"I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way."
Funny
"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."
Funny
"I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion."
Care
"Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out."
Idea
"People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it."
People
"I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me."
Sex
"Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get."
Success
"After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird."
People
"Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title."
Art
"When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it."
People
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