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"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
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"If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you."
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"Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board."
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"Directors are never in short supply of girlfriends."
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"Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend."
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"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes.""
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"My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama."
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"Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that."
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"Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that. Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships, but it is possible."
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"If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart."
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"I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed."
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"People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it."
People
"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
Funny
"People for the most part can smell lies."
People
"I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion."
Care
"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
Girlfriend
"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."
Lie
"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."
Funny
"I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with."
Work
"Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title."
Art
"If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time."
Time
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