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"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
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"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
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"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
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"Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that. Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships, but it is possible."
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"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
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"I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world."
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"I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps."
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"I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed."
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"When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her."
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"My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest."
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"If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart."
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"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
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"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."
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"I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm."
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"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
Girlfriend
"Do you know it was a year a ago today?"
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"My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless."
Boss
"I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me."
Identity
"People read me but they don't subscribe."
People
"They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults."
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"Did you know that today will never be tomorrow."
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