"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."

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"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."

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Jane Austen, British Writer

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"About six weeks later, she called because she had found a dress. And then she said yes."

Maury Povich, American Celebrity

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"An Indian's dress of deer skins, which is wet a hundred times upon his back, dries soft; and his lodge also, which stands in the rains, and even through the severity of winter, is taken down as soft and as clean as when it was first put up."

George Catlin, American Artist

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William Manchester, American Historian

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"Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress."

Ludwig Bemelmans, Austrian Author

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"I do not think I reinvent myself. Wearing my hair differently or changing my style of dress is playing dress-up. I don't take it too seriously."

Mariah Carey, American Musician

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"They are best dressed, whose dress no one observes."

Anthony Trollope, English Author

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"They are the literary equivalent of sequins on an evening dress."

Stefan Kanfer, American Critic

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"Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?"

Doug Coupland, Canadian Author

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"I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead."

Laura Kightlinger, American Comedian

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"Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys its own aim."

"About six weeks later, she called because she had found a dress. And then she said yes."

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"Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something."

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"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."

"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."

"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."

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