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"Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to."
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"Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys its own aim."
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"About six weeks later, she called because she had found a dress. And then she said yes."
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"An Indian's dress of deer skins, which is wet a hundred times upon his back, dries soft; and his lodge also, which stands in the rains, and even through the severity of winter, is taken down as soft and as clean as when it was first put up."
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"An Edwardian lady in full dress was a wonder to behold, and her preparations for viewing were awesome."
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"Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress."
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"I do not think I reinvent myself. Wearing my hair differently or changing my style of dress is playing dress-up. I don't take it too seriously."
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"They are the literary equivalent of sequins on an evening dress."
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"Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?"
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"I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead."
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"Gossip is news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress."
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"I laughed all the way through Love Story."
Love
"I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day."
Day
"I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church."
Family
"I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me."
Funny
"The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt."
Life
"I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution."
People
"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
Father
"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
Comedy
"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic."
Celebrity
"I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that."
Wine
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