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"Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to."
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"If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic."
Celebrity

"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
Comedy

"I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me."
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"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
Father

"A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world."
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"I laughed all the way through Love Story."
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"When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars."
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"Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to."
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"I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church."
Family

"The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name."
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"Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress."
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"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
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"Don't ever humiliate a man. If you're gonna have to dress him out, you take him aside and do it that way. That's the one thing I don't like about Hollywood: They go in for public humiliation. You shouldn't do that to a man."
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"Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys its own aim."
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"Louis Armstrong, who learned to be in exquisite dress, came from the bottom, and he's not a trash can."
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"There was a French singer, Francoise Hardy - I used to look at her pictures and try to dress like her."
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"Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?"
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"I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?"
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"You had to make sure that the tone of your dress was not the same tone as the curtains, for instance."
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"An Indian's dress of deer skins, which is wet a hundred times upon his back, dries soft; and his lodge also, which stands in the rains, and even through the severity of winter, is taken down as soft and as clean as when it was first put up."
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