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"Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to."
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"I usually dress very casual. Whenever I go out with my friends, I'm always like, 'Can't I just wear sweatpants?'"
"I'm kind of a quirky dresser usually. Like today, I'm actually pretty put together, but I dress kind of off sometimes, but that's just part of my personality."
"In the sequence where I am burned at the stake, everything was so casual and hazardous that the bottom of my dress caught fire, and the grips became hysterical as they tried to pull me off the stake."
"The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress."
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"When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars."
"My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that."
"A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world."
"Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics."
"Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable."
"I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that."
"I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me."
"The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you."
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