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"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me."
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"Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?"

"When it began to grow dark, the Rat, with an air of excitement and mystery, summoned them back into the parlour, stood each of them up alongside of his little heap, and proceeded to dress them up for the coming expedition."

"A blond in a red dress can do without introductions - but not without a bodyguard."

"Japanese naval officers in dress whites are frequent guests at Pearl Harbor's officers' mess and are very polite. They always were. Except, of course, for that little interval there between 1941 and 1945."

"If Broadway shows charge preview prices while the cast is in dress rehearsal, why should restaurants charge full price when their dining room and kitchen staffs are still practicing?"

"I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?"
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"Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade."

"I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot."

"I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes."
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