"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me."

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"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me."

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"If Broadway shows charge preview prices while the cast is in dress rehearsal, why should restaurants charge full price when their dining room and kitchen staffs are still practicing?"

Marian Burros, American Food Columnist

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"Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress."

Liz Smith, American Journalist

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"I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?"

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"Don't ever humiliate a man. If you're gonna have to dress him out, you take him aside and do it that way. That's the one thing I don't like about Hollywood: They go in for public humiliation. You shouldn't do that to a man."

Rip Torn, American Actor

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"An Edwardian lady in full dress was a wonder to behold, and her preparations for viewing were awesome."

"Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?"

"When it began to grow dark, the Rat, with an air of excitement and mystery, summoned them back into the parlour, stood each of them up alongside of his little heap, and proceeded to dress them up for the coming expedition."

"A blond in a red dress can do without introductions - but not without a bodyguard."

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"If you want someone to feel warm, you dress them in a warm color and put a warm light on them and you get the picture. Sometimes, all that needs pushing a little bit to help tell the story."

"Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress."

"I'm shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I won't sit on a toilet seat on a plane. I'm certainly not going to go on somebody's lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?"

"Don't ever humiliate a man. If you're gonna have to dress him out, you take him aside and do it that way. That's the one thing I don't like about Hollywood: They go in for public humiliation. You shouldn't do that to a man."

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