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Career Quotes


"I wanted to join Footlights, he says. "I wanted to be a writer-performer like the Pythons. In fact I wanted to be John Cleese and it took me some time to realise that the job was in fact taken."


"Job tip: If you were the employer, what kind of person would you most desire as an employee? Be that person."


"I've had maybe 20 jobs, big and small, and I've never hated any of them. At the same time, the moment the learning curve flattened, I was out of there."


"Jack of all trades or master of one? If you're a master of one, you'll soon be a master of none. Times are a changin. Be a jack of all trades. Or better, master of many!"


"There's supposed to be more value in your life than spending more than sixty hours in a week in a place you don't care about and in an environment they don't care about you."


"I never had any doubts about my abilities. I knew I could write. I just had to figure out how to eat while doing."


"When I'm 40 and nobody wants to see me in a sparkly dress anymore, I'll be like: 'Cool, I'll just go in the studio and write songs for kids.'"


"I've got America's best writer for $300 a week."



"Believe it or not, I worked four summers in college as a sports writer covering baseball for a parks and rec department in Bayonne, N.J."


"He is loyal to his own career but only incidentally to anything or anyone else."


"Having a job is being busy."


"Life experience is the new work experience."


"Don't waste time on employment, discover yourself today."


"Losing your job brings you closer to your destiny."


"Joblessness gives you the resource through which you can create a new you."


"Do not complain about two things; your job and your position, because you can always change them."


"An entrepreneur sells his thoughts and ideas as a packaged product."


"Work is designed to be a means of fulfilling your destiny."


"We need to stop telling [women], "Get a mentor and you will excel". Instead, we need to tell them, "Excel and you will get a mentor"."


"I should never have been happy in any profession that did not call forth the highest intellectual strain, and yet keep me in good warm contact with my neighbors. There is nothing like the medical profession for that: one can have the exclusive scientific life that touches the distance and befriend the old fogie in the parish too."


"I suppose some editors are failed writers - but so are most writers."


"Getting fired from work is not a tragedy."


"Novelist by day, screenwriter by night."


"The purpose of employment is not to make money."


"When choosing a profession, a person will have good incentive for personal development by choosing such a profession that represents a personal challenge."


"Joblessness gives you liberty."


"We all desperately need brilliant sales professionals far more than ever before " to help us, guide us, keep us informed and stop us from making diabolically stupid buying decisions."


"Losing your job shows you the worth of your time rather the worth of money."


"Your professional experience can strengthen your resume, increase your earning potential, prove dependability, instill trust, and open new doors of opportunity which would remain closed otherwise."


"When you're under employment, you are not working in the area of your calling but rather helping to fulfill your employer's."


"Joblessness gives you time to grow."


"Joblessness brings you face to face with destiny."
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