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Quotes by Cartoonist

"My marriage had been impulsive. That marriage should have been short-lived instead of the 23 years it spanned."

"I hope we don't get to the point where we have to have the cat stop chasing the mouse to teach him glassblowing and basket weaving."

"The boredom occasioned by too much restraint is always preferable to that produced by an uncontrolled enthusiasm for a pointless variety."

"I was 82 years old before Who's Who thought I was enough of a big shot to do a piece on me."

"The specifics of Cathy?s and my life are different now, but the basic life challenges are exactly the same."

"I'd love to do a whole series of stories and have them collected into books."

"In Hell all the messages you ever left on answering machines will be played back to you."

"Making a cartoon occupied usually about three full days, two spent in labour and one in removing the appearance of labour."

"These are ideas. I could say that they just came to me, but it would be more accurate to say that I went to them. Ideas - and new connections between ideas - lead you away from commonly held perceptions of reality. Ideas lead you out here. Ideas lead you into the darkness."

"There has always been quite a strong black and white art tradition in Australia, with quite a large contingent of cartoonists, given the size of the population."

"Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first and letting everything else stack up."

"There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own."

"It breaks my heart to see these young, really talented bands getting chewed up into the system. I remember a time if you'd signed to a major label it was such a sell out! But now... unless you've signed to a big label, you're a failure now."

"Journalism was looked upon as a more noble thing than it is now. I don't know if it carries the same cachet that it did then."

"Think of the life of the working woman as the decathlon. If you even finish it's a miracle."

"I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought I would never get married."

"What about Mickey Mouse? Disney tried very hard to make him a star. But Mickey Mouse is more of a symbol than a real character."

"Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to."

"We were called The Toilets originally - we were flushed with success."

"I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence."

"The relationship between Cathy and Mom in the strip is the one relationship drawn from real life that I have proudly never even tried to disguise."

"If I had a nickel for every time I said "Why me?" I'd have probably said "Why me?" more often."
Time,

"I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else."
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"High-level, big-deal publicity has a way of getting old for me, but what never fails to thrill me is when I make personal appearances."

"Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that."

"I don't think there's more than half-a-dozen cartoons that I've been really truly happy with in all the time I've been doing it."

"If the gag is complicated, you spend more time thinking about the way you're drawing it."

"I don't know anyone who enjoys going to the hospital. To help remedy this, I got an idea to create what a Laugh Room in the pediatric ward of hospitals."

"I don't know that I spent any more time alone than any other kid, but being by myself never bothered me."

"I've never sat down and thought about the difference between plot and theme. To me, that's never been important."

"I first pitched the idea of doing a series of cartoons based on Bible stories. They didn't much like it."

"I would say you feel a lot more pressure at a national tournament than a state tournament. This is more of a fun weekend out with the guys. The national tournament is more business."

"Not once in six years did I make it to the office by 9 on the dot."

"Friends don't necessarily made good business or creative partners."

"Making cartoons means very hard work at every step of the way, but creating a successful cartoon character is the hardest work of all."

"Wild animals are just as confused as people are now. You've got toxins in the water, oil, sewage, all sorts of things."

"The fact that we're protected under that Constitution in exercising the right of free speech, it's a wonderful thing. You've got to come from somewhere else to realize how valuable it is."

"Churchill was one of the few men I have met who even in the flesh give me the impression of genius. George Bernard Shaw is another. It is amusing to know that each thinks the other is overrated."
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