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Kids Quotes



"I have an almost seven year old... I think it's essential to be consistent with kids. And truthful, without scaring them. I could go on for hours on this one."


"We are shaping young kids to be leaders in their communities and also to be healthier."



"The most important thing we stressed is that we want those kids to be productive citizens."


"The packaging has to really sell the product today, because kids can go out and buy a CD and then 10 kids can burn them. So you have to really be on your toes."


"Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant."


"I think when I have kids and grandchildren I will be very proud to have them watch this movie."


"Our educational results lag behind other states, and other nations, but worse still, behind the potential of the kids and the devoted teachers in our classrooms."


"You know, when we were kids, we had to go to a theater to see a movie. And then television came in and you had to wait until midnight to see the one you wanted to see. Now, all you've got to do is go to a store and buy it and you can watch it whenever you want!"


"It seems like the older bands are bigger than ever. We get a mixed crowd where you have kids and old blokes like me."


"We were on welfare when we were kids. Thanks for reminding me of that."


"Kids' views are often just as valid as the teachers'. The best teachers are the ones that know that."


"Kids used to tease me unmercifully about that name."


"But there's a lot of 50's and a lot of boomers and a lot of kids in their 30's that grew up with us."
Kids,



"I've taught statistics, math courses and what I've found is that often if you teach them algebraically the formulas, you'll have one group of kids doing well."



"I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30s."


"If you sing honestly and sincerely to kids, they will respond with all their hearts."


"While all the other kids were out playing ball and stuff, I used to stay in my room and imagine that there was a camera in the wall. And I used to really believe that I was putting on a television show and that it was going out to somewhere in the world."


"Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you."


"If you tell kids they can't have something, that's what they want."


"Actually, the kids at school don't treat me any differently at all just because I'm on television."


"I think these shows with the young kids doing these jumps, doing these fantastic back flips, I think they're absolutely great. They did what I never did."
Kids,


"Trouble is, kids feel they have to shock their elders and each generation grows up into something harder to shock."



"I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid."
Kids,


"I've always played with kids that were five, six, seven years older than me."



"I want to get married again and have kids and even adopt."


"Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much."



"Everybody around the world wants to send their kids to our universities. But nobody wants to send their kids here to public school."



"I wanted to be that cranky old guy that stands on his porch and yells at the neighborhood kids."


"Kids don't have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They're born logical. Crooked thinking has to be taught."


"I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear."
Kids,



"White Zombie was a bunch of kids with the worst equipment playing in a basement. But that is what is so great about it. There is no reason to think that you can't do it."
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