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"If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that."
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"The adults don't know what's happening on the kids' universe and the kids don't know what's happening on the adults' universe."
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"I suppose what's unique about our presentation is the amount of Scripture that kids get."
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"The kids put you on a pedestal. I didn't like it."
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"I won't be having any more kids, though. Four is enough."
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"I always felt I was living in two worlds. One was the Mexican world, because nearly everybody I knew, relatives and cousins and kids in the neighbourhood, were Mexican. Then school was a different world. It was ethnically mixed."
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"I want to live 50 more years. I'm 33 years old... and I want to live to at least be 80 and see my kids grow up and see my grandkids. That's important to me."
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"I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear."
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"The Twilight Zone' wasn't around with the kids. They think going up in space is neat. Within their lifetime, there will be paying passengers on the shuttle."
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"I'll talk to kids afterward and somebody will always say, 'I'll leave my bedroom window open for you."
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Explore more quotes by Jerry Lewis
"We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place."
People
"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius."
Genius
"Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."
Dream
"When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience."
Work
"I've had great success being a total idiot."
Success
"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
Pity
"I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope."
Life
"I get paid for what most kids get punished for."
Kids
"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."
Baby
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