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"I like stirring things up. I'm on the side of the kids more than I am on the adults. And occasionally I find some adults that have that same mischievous streak, so I don't get in too much trouble."
"The adults don't know what's happening on the kids' universe and the kids don't know what's happening on the adults' universe."
"Nobody got Punk'd and he was still in his season for that show when we were filming. So the kids were very aware that it was filming and that was his show and they were very much on the lookout for that."
"Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you."
"I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked."
Explore more quotes by Jerry Lewis
"Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."
"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
"When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience."
"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."
"We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place."
"I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope."
"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius."
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