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"The kids really enjoy what they do. I check with them constantly to make sure that they're really happy to be there."
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Personal Development
"If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that."
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Personal Development
"Each one of us has to take responsibility for reality, and present it so that kids will grow up familiar with that and say, OK. I've seen that before. I'm not afraid of it."
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"They're really nice kids. Michael is really raising them properly and right."
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"One of the problems you have when you read with kids is that once they like something they want you to read it a hundred times."
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"I think kids slowly begin to realize that what they're learning relates to other things they know. Then learning starts to get more and more exciting."
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"I've always played with kids that were five, six, seven years older than me."
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"Kids don't have ruts yet that adults have carved into their minds. They're born logical. Crooked thinking has to be taught."
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"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."
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"And yet 50 percent of the kids who start high school in the United States today do not finish high school."
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"I've had great success being a total idiot."
Success
"When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience."
Work
"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."
Baby
"I get paid for what most kids get punished for."
Kids
"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
Pity
"We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place."
People
"Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."
Dream
"I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope."
Life
"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius."
Genius
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