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"Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much."
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"I like stirring things up. I'm on the side of the kids more than I am on the adults. And occasionally I find some adults that have that same mischievous streak, so I don't get in too much trouble."
"The adults don't know what's happening on the kids' universe and the kids don't know what's happening on the adults' universe."
"Nobody got Punk'd and he was still in his season for that show when we were filming. So the kids were very aware that it was filming and that was his show and they were very much on the lookout for that."
"Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you."
"I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked."
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"Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children."
"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit."
"The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic."
"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."
"I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread."
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."
"I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't."
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