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"Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much."
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"If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that."
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"The adults don't know what's happening on the kids' universe and the kids don't know what's happening on the adults' universe."
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"I suppose what's unique about our presentation is the amount of Scripture that kids get."
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"The kids put you on a pedestal. I didn't like it."
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"I always felt I was living in two worlds. One was the Mexican world, because nearly everybody I knew, relatives and cousins and kids in the neighbourhood, were Mexican. Then school was a different world. It was ethnically mixed."
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"I want to live 50 more years. I'm 33 years old... and I want to live to at least be 80 and see my kids grow up and see my grandkids. That's important to me."
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"I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear."
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"The Twilight Zone' wasn't around with the kids. They think going up in space is neat. Within their lifetime, there will be paying passengers on the shuttle."
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"I'll talk to kids afterward and somebody will always say, 'I'll leave my bedroom window open for you."
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"If you sing honestly and sincerely to kids, they will respond with all their hearts."
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"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
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"Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice."
Woman
"Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it."
Want
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet."
Truth
"As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest.""
Mother
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."
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"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."
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"Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much."
Kids
"That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked."
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"If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right."
Father
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