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"I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid."
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"It seems like the older bands are bigger than ever. We get a mixed crowd where you have kids and old blokes like me."
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"We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up."
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"I wasn't ever a huge fan of comics. Just not one of those kids, you know?"
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"I think a lot of the problem is that at 8 o'clock there's nothing on for kids."
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"I am thrilled - I can't stress that enough - thrilled when I see kids getting active."
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"If you tell kids they can't have something, that's what they want."
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"I want to live 50 more years. I'm 33 years old... and I want to live to at least be 80 and see my kids grow up and see my grandkids. That's important to me."
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"And yet 50 percent of the kids who start high school in the United States today do not finish high school."
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"Sometimes you get from the mouth of kids wonderful things."
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"Before I was a year old I walked and talked and I was even potty trained. When I started going to school I think I got on everyone's nerves because I used to ask adult questions rather than settle for the stuff usually fed to kids."
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"I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid."
Kids


"We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was."
Life


"In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever."
Fun


"So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of "The Most Offensive Song Ever" with lyrics intact."
Christian


"I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.'"
Celebrity


"If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'"
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"It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want."
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"No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'"
Time


"Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be."
People


"We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us."
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