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Exlpore more Christmas quotes
"If Christmas is a universally comprehensive and keenly clandestine rescue mission strategically crafted by God Himself eons before the rescue was necessary, it would naturally follow that if it is doomed to anything, it is doomed to incontestable success."
"Merry Christmas! May the new year be filled with fresh beginnings, countless blessings, and a lifetime of happiness."
"May this Christmas bring the happiness and joy you've been waiting for, and may your year ahead be filled with love, peace, and prosperity!"
Explore more quotes by Phyllis Diller
"My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual."
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
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