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"If Christmas is a universally comprehensive and keenly clandestine rescue mission strategically crafted by God Himself eons before the rescue was necessary, it would naturally follow that if it is doomed to anything, it is doomed to incontestable success."
"Christmas is not something that sprang from the musings of some person who creatively devised caricatures of elves, spiraling candy canes, visions of a magical city whose foundation was nestled in the far reaches of the North Pole, or embellishments of a kindly bishop spun by myth into a bearded old man in a red suit."
"In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by a series of ghosts who, by showing him bleak visions of Christmas future, past, and present, would bring about in him a change to generosity, kindness, and a general warmth toward his fellow man. But this is not that kind of Christmas story, so here, in not too many pages, someone is going to dispatch the miserable son of a bitch with a shovel. That's the spirit of Christmas yet to come in these parts. Ho, ho, ho."
"I'd like to do a Christmas album. I've never done a Christmas album."
Explore more quotes by Orson Welles
"I have a great love and respect for religion, great love and respect for atheism. What I hate is agnosticism, people who do not choose."
"I passionately hate the idea of being with it; I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time."
"If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends."
"Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there."
"When you are down and out something always turns up - and it is usually the noses of your friends."
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
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