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Bernard Manning

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."

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"Wishing you a magical Christmas filled with laughter, love, and beautiful memories that will last for years to come!"

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"Christmas was an ingenious plan designed by God to lay siege to the hearts of all men by submitting Himself to the greed of all men."

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"And so this is Christmas...what have you done?"

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"There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas."

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"Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own."

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"I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead."

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"The next thing I wrote was in a writing class at night school. It was about a poor woman who worked at a dime store and who was all alone for Christmas in Laurel, Mississippi."

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