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Bernard Manning

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."

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"If Christmas is a universally comprehensive and keenly clandestine rescue mission strategically crafted by God Himself eons before the rescue was necessary, it would naturally follow that if it is doomed to anything, it is doomed to incontestable success."

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"As you celebrate the joy of Christmas, may the blessings of peace, love, and happiness be with you today and throughout the year ahead!"

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"South Park started as a little video Christmas card."

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"Christmas is not something that sprang from the musings of some person who creatively devised caricatures of elves, spiraling candy canes, visions of a magical city whose foundation was nestled in the far reaches of the North Pole, or embellishments of a kindly bishop spun by myth into a bearded old man in a red suit."

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"Wishing you peace and love this Christmas, and may the New Year be filled with new beginnings, good health, and endless opportunities!"

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"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."

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"It struck him that how you spent Christmas was a message to the world about where you were in life, some indication of how deep a hole you had managed to burrow for yourself."

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"I make personal appearances around the country. I'm starting a book tour now, and I may be coming to Toronto with the Learning Annex, which I'm doing all through the United States, so that may come up just before Christmas."

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"I'm going to take the kids away over Christmas but I don't, I've written 14 musicals now, I don't want to rush into doing something just for the sake of doing it. I want to do it when I find a story."

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"Windows are as essential to office prestige as Christmas is to retailing."

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