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Bureaucracy Quotes



"If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork."



"The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency."



"Twenty-first century medicine must not be confined to a twentieth-century bureaucracy."



"I believe in opening mail once a month, whether it needs it or not."



"The disease which inflicts bureaucracy and what they usually die from is routine."


"Bureaucracy, the rule of no one, has become the modern form of despotism."



"Americans spend 3 billion hours per year filling out tax forms and keeping tax records."



"I've never been married and I've no more desire to be married now than I ever have. I hate bureaucracy and I am not religious."



"Now, come over here so I can pat you down.""But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down."You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?""Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid."
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