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"If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork."
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"I've never been married and I've no more desire to be married now than I ever have. I hate bureaucracy and I am not religious."

"Bureaucracy, the rule of no one, has become the modern form of despotism."

"The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency."

"The disease which inflicts bureaucracy and what they usually die from is routine."

"It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth. Enormous effort and elaborate planning are required to waste this much money."

"Now, come over here so I can pat you down.""But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down."You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?""Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid."

"Big Government' is a lot less like a 'Big Brother', and a lot more like a mother-in-law."

"Nobody likes having a problem, but having a convoluted, bureaucratic one is even more galling."

"Twenty-first century medicine must not be confined to a twentieth-century bureaucracy."

"Americans spend 3 billion hours per year filling out tax forms and keeping tax records."
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"He touched the screen as if trying to reach through with his hand. "You're a wonderful young lady. I don't tell you that often enough. You remind me so much of your mother. She'd be proud. And Grandpa Tom" --he chuckled-- "he always said you'd be the most powerful voice in our family. You're going to outshine me some day, you know. They're going to remember me as Piper McLean's father, and that's the best legacy I can imagine."


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"They sped by a pack of sea lions lounging on the docks, and she swore she saw an old homeless guy sitting among them. From across the water the old man pointed a bony finger at Percy and mouthed something like 'Don't even think about it.'"Did you see that?" Hazel asked. Percy's face was red in the sunset. "Yeah. I've been here before. I...I don't know. I think I was looking for my girlfriend.""Annabeth," Frank said. "You mean, on your way to Camp Jupiter?"Percy frowned. "No. Before that."
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