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"But in Africa bureaucrats are usually too proud to accept a bribe, something I admire when I'm not the one being arrested."
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"Now, come over here so I can pat you down.""But you don't have-" Percy stopped. "Uh, sure."He stood next to the armless statue. Terminus conducted a rigorous mental pat down."You seem to be clean," Terminus decided. "Do you have anything to declare?""Yes," Percy said. "I declare that this is stupid."
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"But in Africa bureaucrats are usually too proud to accept a bribe, something I admire when I'm not the one being arrested."
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Personal Development

"The disease which inflicts bureaucracy and what they usually die from is routine."
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Personal Development

"Funding for the Special Operations Network comes directly from the government. Most work is centralized, but all of the SpecOps divisions have local representatives to keep a watchful eye on any provincial problems. They are administered by local commanders, who liaise with the national offices for information exchange, guidance and policy decisions. Like any other big government department, it looks good on paper but is an utter shambles. Petty infighting and political agendas, arrogance and sheer bloody-mindedness almost guarantees that the left hand doesn't know what the right is doing."
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Personal Development

"The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency."
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Personal Development

"Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands."
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Personal Development

"Americans spend 3 billion hours per year filling out tax forms and keeping tax records."
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Personal Development

"If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork."
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Personal Development

"It's no accident that in a bureaucracy getting fired is called 'termination,' as in ontological erasure."
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"Big Government' is a lot less like a 'Big Brother', and a lot more like a mother-in-law."
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"Prideep pointed to the flames of paraffin lamps as they came alive in the distance and cackled in awe at the experience. I was to discover that making tasty soup with one carrot, ten peas and a little dishwater, was his greatest skill. One wondered what the man would be capable of creating with a blender and a non-stick frying-pan."
Resourcefulness

"Lured by the wilderness, and by the chance of spotting rare desert elephants, a few intrepid tourists make their way to the Skeleton Coast each year. It's just about as remote as any tourist destination on earth, but one that pays fabulous dividends."
Adventure

"Back at the Chateau Windsor there was a rat-like scratching at the door of my room. Vinod, the youngest servant, came in with a soda water. He placed it next to the bag of toffees. Then he watched me read. I was used to being observed reading. Sometimes the room would fill like a railway station at rush hour and I would be expected to cure widespread boredom."
Reading

"I struggled to think pure thoughts, as Hector sucked out my psyche with his eyes."
Desire

"Searching for a lost city is a particularly European obsession."
Exploration

"In moments of great uncertainty on my travels, I have always felt that something is protecting me, that I will come to no harm."
Travel

"Real travel is not about the highlights with which you dazzle your friends once you're home. It's about the loneliness, the solitude, the evenings spent by yourself, pining to be somewhere else. Those are the moments of true value. You feel half proud of them and half ashamed and you hold them to your heart."
Travel

"There is nothing like a train journey for reflection."
Reflection

"Experience has taught me the power of trophies. You may have every knick-knack and useless contraption ever devised, but while they weigh you down, a simple trophy can go a long, long way."
Achievement

"There's nothing quite like a good quest for getting your blood pumping."
Adventure
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