"Don't waste any of your precious time or energy on negativity. There's no time for that nonsense."

"OVERREACTING" sounds like "OVARYACTING" Coincidence? I think NOT!!"

"I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I'm petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!"

"They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!"

"How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It's like scientists aren't even trying!"

"INTEGRITY...Choosing your thoughts, words and actions based on what's right rather than what's in it for you."

"Love and laughter are two of the most important universal cancer treatments on the planet. Overdose on them."

"Hope for the best,brace yourself for the worst and no matter what you're faced with, make a plan to KEEP GOING!"

"We don't lose our loved ones when they die. We gain guardian angels. - Tanya Masse aka Comic Strip Mama."

"LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it's AWESOME."

"We are often so worried about what is going to happen that we can't enjoy what is happening NOW."

"I take great comfort in believing that life doesn't end, it just changes. Our bodies are pure energy. Energy doesn't die, it transforms. I believe that when we die, we simply change from our human form to our spiritual form and we continue to love, guide and protect the ones we love on earth, as much as our energy will allow. It is the only logical explanation that makes perfect sense. - Tanya Masse aka Comic Strip Mama."

"When you open your mind, you let happiness in."

"What messes us up a lot in this life is setting our expectations way too high and then being ashamed when we fail. What is worse is when we allow other people to make us feel ashamed for failing. What is worse than that is hiding and lying about our failure. It's ok to fail, especially when it's a significant life change and you gotta stand up for that right in this life."

"Just because someone has cancer, it doesn't mean you stop laughing at them or making fun of them."

"Common sense is a tool that isn't in everyone's shed."

"Don't compare yourself to other MOMS... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others."

"MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!"

"It's ok to think the way you think, just as long as you respect that it's not the only way."

"People cannot live forever, but memories can. Never pass up an opportunity to create awesome memories with your special ones."

"Want LESS! Need LESS! Live MORE!"

"If you have something genuine to say to another person that would make them feel super awesome about themselves and make their day... SAY IT! The world needs more of that! But no fake BS... the world doesn't need more of that. No."

"Too many of us spend too much time worrying about how long we are going to live rather than focusing on how we live. People cannot live forever, but memories can. Remember that with every breath and your life will change."

"If you judge a person that you don't even know by the tattoos they have, the piercings they have, the way they dress or by how they look to you in general, YOU are the one with the issue, not them. Stop the hate. Live and let live."

"If you let it bother you, it will bother you."

"You can make the best of it or you can let it get the best of you. Those are your two choices."

"If there ever comes a time that you forget where you came from, you've gone too far."

"If you change your way of thinking about failure, you can transform your weaknesses into strengths & realize opportunities for growth."

"My daughter asked me what it's like to have children, So I followed her to the washroom every time she went and asked her questions through the door until she lost her S#!T."

"I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell."

"It's tough being AWESOME all the time, but the kids need someone to look up to!"

"Two things define you in this life. Your attitude when you are at your highest and your attitude when you are at your lowest. Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom in order to recognize and define what truly matters."

"I don't need a personal trainer, I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to!"

"Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!"

"If you forget where you came from, you've gone too far."

"Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!"

"When you focus on the positive, the blessings and the humor and just do your thing and you stop worrying SO much about what every one else is thinking and doing and STOP taking life way too seriously... Awesomeness happens!"

"PARENTHOOD is journey of being driven to the BRINK of INSANITY and BACK...Like a YO YO!!"

"Stay positive, stay strong, stay together and just keep going!"

"Sometimes being a MOM is like a good ol' country song! You lose your sleep, you lose your hair, you lose your patience, you lose your energy, you lose your memory AND you lose your SANITY! But you DO IT all for LOVE!"

"If your words, actions and intentions are not genuine, I have no use for you or room for you in my life."

"My bed is the magical place where I love to overthink like a PSYCHO."

"A wise man once said NOTHING... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after!"

"MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!"

"Laughter IS the BEST medicine! It's FREE! You can overdose on it! It helps you embrace the insanities of life! It reduces stress, heals your body and relieves pain! It fights disease and cancer and strengthens the immune system! It eases your mind, it protects your heart and soothes your soul!"

"Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It's important & absolutely necessary!"

"You should base everything on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears and feel with your own heart. Period. Always believe what you KNOW about a person, not what you HEAR."

"Eliminate all unnecessary negativity from your life and watch it change for the better."

"If you can HELP someone, DO IT! The world NEEDS more of THAT!"

"Perfection doesn't exist here, AWESOME does."