"My daughter asked me what it's like to have children, So I followed her to the washroom every time she went and asked her questions through the door until she lost her S#!T."

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"My daughter asked me what it's like to have children, So I followed her to the washroom every time she went and asked her questions through the door until she lost her S#!T."

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"I'd like to THANK the genius who saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them "BEANS, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!!!!"

Science

"What messes us up a lot in this life is setting our expectations way too high and then being ashamed when we fail. What is worse is when we allow other people to make us feel ashamed for failing. What is worse than that is hiding and lying about our failure. It's ok to fail, especially when it's a significant life change and you gotta stand up for that right in this life."

Self

"INTEGRITY...Choosing your thoughts, words and actions based on what's right rather than what's in it for you."

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"I don't need a personal trainer, I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to!"

Lifestyle

"People cannot live forever, but memories can. Never pass up an opportunity to create awesome memories with your special ones."

Life

"Don't compare yourself to other MOMS... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others."

Family

"Don't waste any of your precious time or energy on negativity. There's no time for that nonsense."

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"Father, I know you will hear me, I will speak."

"Children are angels."

"We come into the world through a man and a woman. But life blessings us with many fathers and mothers."

"A new baby is a bundle of hope, a smiling imagination, and a dancing dreams."

"The real beauty of a house is always the happiness inside that house!"

"A philanderer cannot be a parent - a parent cannot be a philanderer."

"We grow up opposing our parents only to become like them enough to oppose our children who behave as we once did-a reminder of how dreadful we were toward those now vindicated grandparents. And you thought God had no sense of humor."

"A healthy world is made of healthy nations. A healthy nation is made of healthy families. And a healthy family can only be raised on the foundation of a monogamous relationship."

"Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys."

"Children are holy angels."

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"I'd like to THANK the genius who saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them "BEANS, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!!!!"

"INTEGRITY...Choosing your thoughts, words and actions based on what's right rather than what's in it for you."

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"If you forget where you came from, you've gone too far."

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"Don't compare yourself to other MOMS... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others."

"Don't waste any of your precious time or energy on negativity. There's no time for that nonsense."