"My daughter asked me what it's like to have children, So I followed her to the washroom every time she went and asked her questions through the door until she lost her S#!T."

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"My daughter asked me what it's like to have children, So I followed her to the washroom every time she went and asked her questions through the door until she lost her S#!T."

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