"They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!"

Humor, Observation, Identity, Expression

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"They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!"

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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."

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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."

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"Focus on the POSITIVERecognize the BLESSINGSFind the HUMORHope for the BEST&Brace yourself for the worst."

Mindset

"I'd like to THANK the genius who saw a bunch of cherries and thought....HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them "BEANS, smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!!!!"

Science

"What messes us up a lot in this life is setting our expectations way too high and then being ashamed when we fail. What is worse is when we allow other people to make us feel ashamed for failing. What is worse than that is hiding and lying about our failure. It's ok to fail, especially when it's a significant life change and you gotta stand up for that right in this life."

Self

"I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I'm petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!"

Psychology

"MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!"

Family

"Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years!"

Family

"INTEGRITY...Choosing your thoughts, words and actions based on what's right rather than what's in it for you."

Ethics

"The only true disability is the inability to accept and respect differences."

Society

"I love you"s are exhanged excessively under our roof. Cancer teaches you how important and critical that is."

Love

"AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!"

Motivation