"I think at the point when they were first starting to talk about a movie, it was a little bit different back then."

"All the Disney lead male characters always have this kind of John Davidson kind of look to them. They all look like the same guy, and all the females look like the same, and I think the guys are just way too big."

"I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something."

"I think I do too many voices in these shows. I think it's because we have trouble getting voice talent."

"I almost didn't name Butt-Head 'Butt-Head.' I came real close to calling him something else."

"You ought to try being cruel to some people."

"Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age."

"I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude."

"They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught."

"In order to have a plot, you have to have a conflict, something bad has to happen."

"One thing I always heard from the begining when I talked about this being a movie - was that the rule is that animated movies don't work unless they're Disney movies for kids. Unless they're family movies."

"Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?"

"They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever."

"When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap."

"One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York."

"Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis."

"People say that the Beavis voice doesn't sound like me or some other voices. Butt-Head I think sounds like me."

"You know, at that age you want to show everyone else how wild you are. It's a combination of being bored, looking for a cheap thrill and being really stupid - a dangerous combination."

"I didn't think I would make this much money."

"I've got a huge, gigantic deal. We're talking about huge deals."

"Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you."

"It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too."

"It seems like there's a lot of people who just do not understand satire. They think it's weird. There's people who just don't understand you portray something or just explore a character, it means you're condoning it, saying this is the way to live."

"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."

"I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks later and saw that I had written 'Butt-Head' next to the picture, and it kind of made me laugh and I thought, Well, might as well go for every laugh you can get."

"I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time."

"They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV."