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"When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap."
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"We movie stars all end up by ourselves. Who knows? Maybe we want to."
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"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
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"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."
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"It should come as no surprise to any of us that the solution to ending bickering in families is to talk to one another more often without blaming, making judgments, or insulting one another."
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"Every western I did and will do; I will do it for the never ending young kid inside of me."
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"Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years."
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"Someone like John would want to end the Beatle period and start the Yoko period. He wouldn't like either to interfere with the other."
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"Everything is temporary. Everything is bound to end."
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"I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that."
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"I played a scene at the end of my first year, and that's how I was discovered."
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"You ought to try being cruel to some people."
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"Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?"
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"Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis."
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"I didn't think I would make this much money."
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"I've got a huge, gigantic deal. We're talking about huge deals."
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"I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks later and saw that I had written 'Butt-Head' next to the picture, and it kind of made me laugh and I thought, Well, might as well go for every laugh you can get."
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"Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you."
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"It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too."
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"I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something."
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"I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time."
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