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"Fortune's a right whore. If she give ought, she deals it in small parcels, that she may take away all at one swoop."

"And that movie was underrated - Nuts - because it deals with a terrible subject, but It's very well done."

"Issues deals with the issues I had, the fears I had and it isn't a 'nice' album but fears and depressions are not particularly nice."

"They had an opening. You know, it was one of those deals. I auditioned and got it in '93."

"Two of the cruelest, most primitive punishments our town deals out to those who fall from favor are the empty mailbox and the silent telephone."

"We own our movie and are now close to breaking even, even without finishing domestic DVD deals."

"It is impossible to trap modern physics into predicting anything with perfect determinism because it deals with probabilities from the outset."

"I've got a huge, gigantic deal. We're talking about huge deals."
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"I think I do too many voices in these shows. I think it's because we have trouble getting voice talent."

"I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time."

"When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap."

"They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever."

"One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York."

"It seems like there's a lot of people who just do not understand satire. They think it's weird. There's people who just don't understand you portray something or just explore a character, it means you're condoning it, saying this is the way to live."

"They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught."

"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."
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