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Mike Judge

"I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude."

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"I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude."

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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."

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"It is not important how much money you gave away. It is important what good it will do on the way."

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"The Bible does not say money is the root of all evil; it says the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. A poor man who, in his heart, worships the idea of being rich is more vulnerable to its evils than a rich man who has a heart to use it all for the Lord."

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"Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust."

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"I think the person who takes a job in order to live - that is to say, for the money - has turned himself into a slave."

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"Money is the last enemy that shall never be subdued. While there is flesh there is money or the want of money, but money is always on the brain so long as there is a brain in reasonable order."

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"A man never grows out of wanting and desiring money that follows him through life."

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"Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not."

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"Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody."

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"One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York."
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"People say that the Beavis voice doesn't sound like me or some other voices. Butt-Head I think sounds like me."
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"Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you."
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"Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?"
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"I didn't think I would make this much money."
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"They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV."
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"It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too."
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"They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever."
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"Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis."
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