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"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."
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"People say that the Beavis voice doesn't sound like me or some other voices. Butt-Head I think sounds like me."
"I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something."
"One thing I always heard from the begining when I talked about this being a movie - was that the rule is that animated movies don't work unless they're Disney movies for kids. Unless they're family movies."
"When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap."
"You know, at that age you want to show everyone else how wild you are. It's a combination of being bored, looking for a cheap thrill and being really stupid - a dangerous combination."
"Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you."
"Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?"
"I think at the point when they were first starting to talk about a movie, it was a little bit different back then."
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