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Mike Judge

"One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York."

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"One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York."

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Mike Judge
"In order to have a plot, you have to have a conflict, something bad has to happen."

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Mike Judge
"All the Disney lead male characters always have this kind of John Davidson kind of look to them. They all look like the same guy, and all the females look like the same, and I think the guys are just way too big."

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Mike Judge
"Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis."

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Mike Judge
"They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever."

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Mike Judge
"I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time."

Time

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Mike Judge
"I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude."

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Mike Judge
"I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks later and saw that I had written 'Butt-Head' next to the picture, and it kind of made me laugh and I thought, Well, might as well go for every laugh you can get."

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Mike Judge
"You ought to try being cruel to some people."

People

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Mike Judge
"I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something."

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Mike Judge
"I didn't think I would make this much money."

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Aberjhani

"Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage."

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Aberjhani

"No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority."

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Aberjhani

"So the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund is out there preserving and fighting for, and sometimes winning and sometimes losing, the fight for First Amendment rights in comics and, more generally, for freedom of speech."

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Aberjhani

"So my own suspicion is that the attorney has stopped this prosecution because part of her defence was to question legality and that would have brought his advice into the public domain again and there was something fishy about the way in which he said war was legal."

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Aberjhani

"The Florida Supreme Court wanted all the legal votes to be counted. The United States Supreme Court, on the other hand, did not want all the votes to be counted."

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Aberjhani

"Nearly every study shows that competition from cheap foreign labor undercuts the wages of American workers and legal immigrants."

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Aberjhani

"Even in the beginning, when we knew there was a legal argument about how much our song sounds like his song, as one songwriter to another, I wasn't sure that Cat Stevens would take that as bad."

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Aberjhani

"We got a little waylaid along the way. The whole problem started about 10 years ago with management and legal battles, then still trying to make albums while I was doing all of that."

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Aberjhani

"The Republican majority will stop at nothing to prevent access to the legal system for those who are hurt."

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Aberjhani

"Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball."

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