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All Quotes Collection

"In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known - that the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness."
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"The dynamics of capitalism is postponement of enjoyment to the constantly postponed future."
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"How natural that the errors of the ancient should be handed down and, mixing with the principles and system which Christ taught, give to us an adulterated Christianity."
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"Don't ask to live in tranquil times. Literature doesn't grow there."
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"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
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"Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself."
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"Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television."
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"Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being."
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"Intuition is a suspension of logic due to impatience."
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"The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself."
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"To love without role, without power plays, is revolution."
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"Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must be bisexual."
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"Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are successful."
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"The only queer people are those who don't love anybody."
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"Art is moral passion married to entertainment. Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television."
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"A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all."
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"Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers."
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"As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls."
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"Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash."
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"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."
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"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
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"A peacefulness follows any decision, even the wrong one."
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"I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority."
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"I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can."
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"Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment."
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"Rarely have elected leaders been so intent on defying the public will."
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"Somehow, the greater the public opposition to the health care bill, the more determined they seem to force it on us anyway. Their attitude shows Washington at its very worst - the presumption that they know best, and they're going to get their way whether the American people like it or not."
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