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"I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can."
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"It is the malady of our age that the young are so busy teaching us that they have no time left to learn."
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"It is not well to make great changes in old age."
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"Rashness belongs to youth; prudence to old age."
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"Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age."
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"He who has not the spirit of this age, has all the misery of it."
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"Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age."
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"To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it."
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"No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating."
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"In the age of the individual's liquidation, the question of individuality must be raised anew."
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"Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses."
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"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."
Happiness
"Don't ask to live in tranquil times. Literature doesn't grow there."
Literature
"Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash."
Education
"I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can."
Age
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Friendship
"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
Comedy
"Humor comes from self-confidence."
Humor
"Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are successful."
Success
"Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must be bisexual."
Identity
"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle."
Man
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