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"I say we have not even had the decency to maintain the assets that our parents and grandparents built for us - our roads, our bridges, our wastewater systems, our sewer systems; by the way, those weren't Bolsheviks, those weren't socialists that built those things for us - much less build the infrastructure we need for the 21st century."
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"As much as we need a prosperous economy, we also need a prosperity of kindness and decency."
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"Morals are private. Decency is public."
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Personal Development

"Being insulted offers you an opportunity to practice decency and having a non-response internally."
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"I respect anyone who has to fight and howl for his decency."
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"It is rudeness of the highest order to hit a family when they are down."
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"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
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"One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory."
Happiness

"Don't ask to live in tranquil times. Literature doesn't grow there."
Literature

"Education is a wonderful thing. If you couldn't sign your name you'd have to pay cash."
Education

"I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can."
Age

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Friendship

"I am a comic writer, which means I get to slay the dragons, and shoot the bull."
Comedy

"Humor comes from self-confidence."
Humor

"Every action is either strong or weak, and when every action is strong we are successful."
Success

"Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must be bisexual."
Identity

"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle."
Man
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