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Quotes by Entertainer

"Although a food processor is not an absolutely essential piece of equipment, because you can certainly chop, grate, slice, knead and mix everything by hand, it does do all these things very quickly and efficiently and saves you time and energy."

"I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now."

"Enough people have now mentioned Bill Nye the Science Guy to me that I now desperately avoid it all costs."


"In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders."

"Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early and late, in season and out of season, not leaving a stone unturned, and never deferring for a single hour that which can be done just as well now."

"We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are."

"It is the will of the American people that we have a right to protect our flag and this can only be accomplished by passing a Constitutional amendment."

"A guy like Benoit, he's really good and a lot like Dynamite. Dynamite, just because he was the original, was the best. But, you know, Benoit now is by far better. Dynamite Kid is nothing now."

"America is ready for intelligent talk. I am ready to bring some humanity to TV."

"The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams."

"I worked on the United Parcel Service truck, I sold home delivery of milk. But always, in the back of my mind, I wanted to get into radio."

"I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I'd never take a job in a place where you couldn't throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines."


"Poverty is not the root cause of crime."

"If we get the donations, I think we're going to raise a significant amount of money; some will be used for some administered costs, but the public portion of that will go directly into grants."

"From where I sit now, I like the looks of tomorrow."

"In the mist of Difficulty lies Opportunity."

"I feel that luck is preparation meeting opportunity."

"A big part of finding the right resources is knowing what to look for and what to avoid."

"I'm going from doing all of the work to having to delegate the work - which is almost harder for me than doing the work myself. I'm a lousy delegator, but I'm learning."

"Permanent superiority has never been realized by any nation in history. After the rise comes the fall."

"People tend to overstate my resilience, but, of course, I hope they're right."

"I can't talk about anything or write about anything if I don't understand it. So a lot of the stuff that I go through and a lot of the time that I spend is understanding."

"OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed."


"Just do the math. In the next 50 to 75 years, people will be living to be 130 and 140. They'll be working until they're 100. It's incredible."

"People magazine had been around for a short period of time, but nobody had thought about putting entertainment news on a nightly basis on television."

"There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is."

"I'm opinionated. I always stick to my design plan. I don't waver."

"I sang with Anita Bryant in the Southern Baptist churches."

"It's no secret that I love to talk, but the real secret is I love to listen, too."

"It's important for people to realize I don't want to be the It guy. I want to crawl before I walk. I want to learn about things before I jump into them."

"It has been the way of Rotary to focus thought upon matters in which members are in agreement, rather than upon matters in which they are in disagreement."

"There are thousands and thousands of free programs available for people of any income level."


"I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind."

"I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association."

"But for the first time in many years, I get to sleep in my own bed every night. I haven't done that, literally, in years. It seems like such a small thing, but it is so nice."


"Positive feelings come from being honest about yourself and accepting your personality, and physical characteristics, warts and all; and, from belonging to a family that accepts you without question."

"Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed... I think food is, actually, very beautiful in itself."


"Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream."

"That I would rather be in another business where a bad cold wouldn't put me out of work."

"It's the fans that need spring training. You gotta get 'em interested. Wake 'em up and let 'em know that their season is coming, the good times are gonna roll."

"If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they've had a bad day."

"I've made a lot of mistakes. I've bonded with some people who use you, and some people that take advantage of you."


"I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes."


"I was just trying out and having some fun. I don't think I'd want to pursue singing as a career; it's an on-the-side thing. It would be great if I could make a career out of it but if I can't, that's OK too."
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