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Quotes by Entertainer

"People with goals succeed because they know where they're going."

"If the government did a good job of publicizing this information, my products wouldn't sell."

"Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful."

"If they asked me, I did two shifts. I did sports, I did news, because I loved it."

"Individuals and nations owe it to themselves and the world to become informed."

"We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within."

"Many scammers are only using personal checks for payment because they can take the money and run."

"There was no way we'd ever get spoiled. Daddy made sure to instill in us a work ethic."

"Roger King is, without a doubt, the greatest salesman in the history of anything. And I don't ever limit him just to television. He could sell you anything."

"I explained to the lady my love for John and his work, and she made it possible for me to purchase one of the 24 proofs, the one for 'I'm So Tired,' which I have on my piano at home."

"I was just thrilled to get the gig to begin with. Ten years later to still have it is not only thrilling but also somewhat of a puzzlement."

"I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog."

"Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them."

"Wickets are like wives. You never know what to expect from them."

"From a person standpoint, the old expression of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger is somewhat true."

"Even in five years time, he will still be four years younger than Damon Hill."

"I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do."

"You'll find boredom where there is the absence of a good idea."

"Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things."
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"I have nothing but sympathy for the people who are forced to work with me. I'm better now at picking out those that want to play that game with me, and those that don't."

"I've often talked about that, and I've been asked that a couple of times and my feeling are that if you have a good show, a bad host will not even hurt the show."

"Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!"

"From my years of work with so many game show production companies and their producers I'm probably no longer eligible to be a contestant on any American game show."

"Trouble is a sieve through which we sift our acquaintances. Those too big to pass through are our friends."

"Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund but all the Democrats' new spending doesn't? Will someone please ask that?"

"I believe that given the audience attention level, we could do an even more compelling 90 minutes."

"If you have real passion for a career in game shows, be willing to serve an apprenticeship; it's the best way to learn."

"Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing."

"I've never done Botox in my life. But I've probably tried everything else under the sun."

"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."

"In the old days they, the promoters, wanted more and more from me. They wanted me to jump or spill my blood and break my bones. Every time they wanted me to jump further, and further, and further. Hell, they thought my bike had wings."

"I have loved hosting over the years, simply because I love working with people. It's the perfect job."

"Married and divorced, three beautiful daughters, two in college. The other one is 16, lives with her mom. I'm 46, I've worked for the Post Office for 18 years, seven facilities in three states."

"All the things I love is what my business is all about."

"Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day."

"Serial killers kill for the power and control they experience during the murders and for the added ego boost they get in the aftermath from community fears, media coverage, and the police investigations."

"The first time I met Michael, we saw each other on a TV show."

"Sometimes when, you know, God tries to correct you in private and if you don't catch it he'll correct you in public."

"I reject the notion that America is in a well-deserved decline, that she and her citizens are unexceptional. I do not believe America is the problem in the world. I believe America is the solution to the world's problems."

"I think it's wrong that so many people pass on from this existence, and take all their knowledge with them."

"It did not come naturally; in fact, it would be difficult to conceive of any more dogmatic and less tolerant people than the first settlers on New England shores."

"I've had a lot of cognitive behavioural therapy, and am having a family now."
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