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"I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now."
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"Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground."
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"I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now."
Living
"The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming."
Programming
"The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive."
Consciousness
"On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement."
Appearance
"Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap."
Israel
"I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired."
Taste
"When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records."
Martin
"Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along."
Business
"There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity."
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"Life is neither a glorious highlight reel nor a monstrous tragedy. Every day is a good day to live and a good day to die. Every day is also an apt time to learn and express joy and love for the entire natural world. Each day is an apt time to make contact with other people and express empathy for the entire world. Each day is perfect to accept with indifference all aspects of being."
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"I don't think that's changed at all. I think there are a thousand stocks out there that could make you rich, totally independent of what you do for a living."
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Personal Development
"Raising the minimum wage means raising the living wage - and that's good news for Ohio."
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Personal Development
"The words of a dead man are modified in the guts of the living."
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"I feel like a person living on the brink of a volcano crater."
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"I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living."
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Personal Development
"Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World."
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"I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement."
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Personal Development
"I live in New Jersey now, which always gets a bad rap here and there, but I must say, I enjoy living here too."
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"I'm of a fearsome mind to throw my arms around every living librarian who crosses my path, on behalf of the souls they never knew they saved."
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