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"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
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"I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm."
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"In this sport luck and tragedy are only a few hundredths of seconds apart from each other."

"The man who is intent on making the most of his opportunities is too busy to bother about luck."

"I worried she might spend an afternoon chatting with me about the sights and then wish me best of luck."
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"I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active. Show up more often."

"The meeting of preparation with opportunity generates the offspring we call luck."
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"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"

"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"

"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
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