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"With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!"
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"Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards."

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"Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price."

"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."

"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
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