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Quotes by Dramatist

"An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb won't have a hydrant beside it."

"You told me you had destroyed it.""I was wrong. It has destroyed me."

"How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can't make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless.""Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.""I say it's perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances."

"When the patient loves his disease, how unwilling he is to allow a remedy to be applied."

"Society--civilized society, at least--is never very ready to believe anything to the detriment of those who are both rich and fascinating. It feels instinctively that manners are of more importance than morals, and, in its opinion, the highest respectability is of much less value than the possession of a good chef ... Even the cardinal virtues cannot atone for half-cold entrees..."

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with."

"It is the crime not the scaffold which is the disgrace."

"Virtue consists, not in abstaining from vice, but in not desiring it."

"You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul."

"Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive."

"Then must you speakOf one that loved not wisely but too well,Of one not easily jealous but, being wrought,Perplexed in the extreme; of one whose hand,Like the base Indian, threw a pearl awayRicher than all his tribe; of one whose subdued eyes,Albeit unused to the melting mood,Drop tears as fast as the Arabian treesTheir medicinable gum. Set you down this,And say besides that in Aleppo once,Where a malignant and a turbaned TurkBeat a Venetian and traduced the state,I took by th' throat the circumcised dogAnd smote him thus."

"Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare."

"The future is called 'perhaps,' which is the only possible thing to call the future. And the important thing is not to allow that to scare you."

"Either this wallpaper goes, or I do."

"But when you're deprived of it for a lengthy period then you value human companionship. But you have to survive and so you devise all kinds of mental exercises and it's amazing."

"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me."

"Technological man can't believe in anything that can't be measured, taped, or put into a computer."

"As I grow to understand life less and less I grow to love it more and more."

"Be yourself, everyone else is already taken."

"Hell is yourself and the only redemption is when a person puts himself aside to feel deeply for another person."
Hell,

"Just vengeance does not call for punishment."

"And after the second year was over, the Soul said to the young Fisherman at night-time, and as he sat in the wattled house alone, "Lo! now I have tempted thee with evil, and I have tempted thee with good, and thy love is stronger than I am. Wherefore will I tempt thee no longer, but I pray thee to suffer me to enter thy heart, that I may be with thee even as before.""Surely thou mayest enter," said the young Fisherman, "for in the days when with no heart thou didst go through the world thou must have suffered.""Alas!" cried his Soul, "I can find no place of entrance, so compassed about with love is this heart of thine."

"Mistresses are like books; if you pore upon them too much, they doze you and make you unfit for company; but if used discreetly, you are the fitter for conversation by em."

"And I believe that the best learning process of any kind of craft is just to look at the work of others."

"Good fellowship and friendship are lasting, rational and manly pleasures."

"The world is ruled only by consideration of advantages."

"Success and failure are equally disastrous."
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