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"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."
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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."
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"Nothing induces me to read a novel except when I have to make money by writing about it. I detest them."
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"To understand someone, find out how he spends his money."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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"When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."
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"I am a drinker with writing problems."
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"I say myself no depressed words just depressed minds."
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"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less."
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"Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis."
People
"There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary."
Publicity
"It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody."
Irish
"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves."
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"I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."
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"It is a good deed to forget a poor joke."
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