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Quotes by English Authors

"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."
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Arthur C. Clarke
"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."
"I'm rather pleased with the new manuals. I see Inform now as a gauche young adult, having got past the stage of growing out of his shoes every few months."
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Graham Nelson
"I'm rather pleased with the new manuals. I see Inform now as a gauche young adult, having got past the stage of growing out of his shoes every few months."
"Over the course of those 12 episodes we discarded what didn't work and kept what did and that refined it."
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Dave Rowntree
"Over the course of those 12 episodes we discarded what didn't work and kept what did and that refined it."
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"We never let go. Ever. Even with punctuation. It's frightening. I can't see anyone from any record company ever writing an email to Neil and not getting it back, with corrections."
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Chris Lowe
"We never let go. Ever. Even with punctuation. It's frightening. I can't see anyone from any record company ever writing an email to Neil and not getting it back, with corrections."
"I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity."
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Julian Clary
"I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity."
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"History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind."
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Edward Gibbon
"History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind."
"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
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Benny Hill
"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
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"Humility is a virtue, and it is a virtue innate in guests."
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Max Beerbohm
"Humility is a virtue, and it is a virtue innate in guests."
"The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning."
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Lewis Thomas
"The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning."
"The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide."
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P. G. Wodehouse
"The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide."
"The first year I sold a photo to was a lady who thought I was a chef, for some reason. I've no idea why."
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Graeme Le Saux
"The first year I sold a photo to was a lady who thought I was a chef, for some reason. I've no idea why."
"Science is simply common sense at its best, that is, rigidly accurate in observation, and merciless to fallacy in logic."
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Thomas Huxley
"Science is simply common sense at its best, that is, rigidly accurate in observation, and merciless to fallacy in logic."
"But I had promised my husband never to accept another engagement. It was not a very happy time for me."
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Dinah Sheridan
"But I had promised my husband never to accept another engagement. It was not a very happy time for me."
"Public opinion is no more than this: what people think that other people think."
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Alfred Austin
"Public opinion is no more than this: what people think that other people think."
"Loomis has always felt himself responsible for the fact that he did not stop Michael when he first murdered his sister, and so he's got that guilt to live with."
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Donald Pleasence
"Loomis has always felt himself responsible for the fact that he did not stop Michael when he first murdered his sister, and so he's got that guilt to live with."
"Whither depart the souls of the brave that die in the battle, Die in the lost, lost fight, for the cause that perishes with them?"
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Arthur Hugh Clough
"Whither depart the souls of the brave that die in the battle, Die in the lost, lost fight, for the cause that perishes with them?"
"I don't claim that our TV comedies are highbrow in anyway, but I think there's a basis to them, and that's why they're more popular than other TV comedies. There's a basis of truth in them, a gut feeling."
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Adrian Edmondson
"I don't claim that our TV comedies are highbrow in anyway, but I think there's a basis to them, and that's why they're more popular than other TV comedies. There's a basis of truth in them, a gut feeling."
"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway."
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Syd Barrett
"I don't think I'm easy to talk about. I've got a very irregular head. And I'm not anything that you think I am anyway."
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"The main reason for the failure of the modern medical science is that it is dealing with results and not causes. Nothing more than the patching up of those attacked and the burying of those who are slain, without a thought being given to the real strong hold."
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Edward Bach
"The main reason for the failure of the modern medical science is that it is dealing with results and not causes. Nothing more than the patching up of those attacked and the burying of those who are slain, without a thought being given to the real strong hold."
"Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal."
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Charles Darwin
"Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal."
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"The Non-Conformist Conscience makes cowards of us all."
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Max Beerbohm
"The Non-Conformist Conscience makes cowards of us all."
"America, thou half-brother of the world; with something good and bad of every land."
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Philip James Bailey
"America, thou half-brother of the world; with something good and bad of every land."
"The world is neither wise nor just, but it makes up for all its folly and injustice by being damnably sentimental."
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Thomas Huxley
"The world is neither wise nor just, but it makes up for all its folly and injustice by being damnably sentimental."
"Touch'd either the Passions of Rage or Grief to a Miracle."
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Barton Booth
"Touch'd either the Passions of Rage or Grief to a Miracle."
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"We had some very distinguished fans: I know one chancellor of a major university who used to schedule his meetings around Star Trek. We were thrilled to discover that Frank Sinatra was a big fan."
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Patrick Stewart
"We had some very distinguished fans: I know one chancellor of a major university who used to schedule his meetings around Star Trek. We were thrilled to discover that Frank Sinatra was a big fan."
"Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise."
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Samuel Johnson
"Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise."
"First, make yourself a reputation for being a creative genius. Second, surround yourself with partners who are better than you are. Third, leave them to go get on with it."
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David Ogilvy
"First, make yourself a reputation for being a creative genius. Second, surround yourself with partners who are better than you are. Third, leave them to go get on with it."
"Every week Rangers have different former players come out at half-time. Spurs should have a couple a former players on the board, who know what the supporters want."
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Graham Roberts
"Every week Rangers have different former players come out at half-time. Spurs should have a couple a former players on the board, who know what the supporters want."
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"Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder."
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Percy Bysshe Shelley
"Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder."
"We were into Hendrix and Cream, who were like the heaviest bands around at that time. We just wanted to be heavier than everybody else!"
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Geezer Butler
"We were into Hendrix and Cream, who were like the heaviest bands around at that time. We just wanted to be heavier than everybody else!"
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"Of all things, guard against neglecting God in the secret place of prayer."
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William Wilberforce
"Of all things, guard against neglecting God in the secret place of prayer."
"After my mistress was dead, I lived most comfortably, my master having a great affection for me."
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William Lilly
"After my mistress was dead, I lived most comfortably, my master having a great affection for me."
"And oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse."
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William Shakespeare
"And oftentimes excusing of a fault doth make the fault the worse by the excuse."
"I am atheist in a very religious mould. I'm always asking myself the big questions. Where did we come from? Is there a meaning to all of this? When I find myself in church, I edit the hymns as I sing them."
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Mark Haddon
"I am atheist in a very religious mould. I'm always asking myself the big questions. Where did we come from? Is there a meaning to all of this? When I find myself in church, I edit the hymns as I sing them."
"Love is the hardest lesson in Christianity; but, for that reason, it should be most our care to learn it."
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William Penn
"Love is the hardest lesson in Christianity; but, for that reason, it should be most our care to learn it."
"In this manner, I continued with Satan for ten days. His answer and blasphemy were too shocking to pen; till I was worn out with rage and malice against him, I could not bear myself."
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Joanna Southcott
"In this manner, I continued with Satan for ten days. His answer and blasphemy were too shocking to pen; till I was worn out with rage and malice against him, I could not bear myself."
"Hang there like a fruit, my soul, Till the tree die!-Posthumus LeonatusAct V, Scene V."
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William Shakespeare
"Hang there like a fruit, my soul, Till the tree die!-Posthumus LeonatusAct V, Scene V."
"A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years."
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Rupert Brooke
"A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years."
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"Everything that looks to the future elevates human nature."
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Walter Savage Landor
"Everything that looks to the future elevates human nature."
"I like the effect drink has on me."
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Oliver Reed
"I like the effect drink has on me."
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"It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste."
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Evelyn Waugh
"It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste."
"The higher the building the lower the morals."
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Noel Coward
"The higher the building the lower the morals."
"The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as "Soho" poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent."
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Quentin Crisp
"The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as "Soho" poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent."
"Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage"."
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Herbert Spencer
"Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage"."
"My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain."
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W. H. Auden
"My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain."
"The drop of rain maketh a hole in the stone, not by violence, but by oft falling."
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Hugh Latimer
"The drop of rain maketh a hole in the stone, not by violence, but by oft falling."
"If you're setting a game during the Cuban Missile Crisis, look through a library. find out what people were wearing, what other issues were in the news, how houses were furnished, what cars were being driven. Especially include things which now seem foreign."
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Graham Nelson
"If you're setting a game during the Cuban Missile Crisis, look through a library. find out what people were wearing, what other issues were in the news, how houses were furnished, what cars were being driven. Especially include things which now seem foreign."
"Death in itself is nothing; but we fear to be we know not what, we know not where."
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John Dryden
"Death in itself is nothing; but we fear to be we know not what, we know not where."
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"Mine honor is my life; both grow in one.Take honor from me, and my life is done."
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William Shakespeare
"Mine honor is my life; both grow in one.Take honor from me, and my life is done."
"Is pride, the never-failing vice of fools."
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Alexander Pope
"Is pride, the never-failing vice of fools."
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