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"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
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"Photo shoots for underage girls are like letting an ant walk around with honey."
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"If you think about it now, it's kind of ridiculous. All these hot girls on Baywatch in tiny little red bathing suits running around saving lives."
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"I got along better with the guys than with the girls. Only two girls came up to talk to me. Later I found out they were telling their boyfriends, 'If you talk to her, I'll kill you.' It's always rough with that high school thing."
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"Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!"
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"The girls want to see the rips on your stomach - they like that."
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"I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls. I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward moment with a girl' is a liar."
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"Playing good girls in the 30s was difficult, when the fad was to play bad girls. Actually I think playing bad girls is a bore; I have always had more luck with good girl roles because they require more from an actress."
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"I absolutely hate Take That, East 17, the Spice Girls."
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"I'm attracted to long-legged girls with long arms and a little head."
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"I try to parent equally, but I think little girls are a little more sensitive."
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"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
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"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
Girls
"I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better."
Thought
"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb."
Time
"That's what show business is, sincere insincerity."
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