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"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
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"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
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"Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!"
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"I've always felt so different from how I look. I meet so many pretty girls who are like, 'Here I am! Don't you want me because I look good?' That concept is so weird to me. I want to know, 'What else do you have going on?'"
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"You don't have to listen to those mean girls. They're just there to make you upset and make you feel bad about yourself. And you know, inside, they feel bad about themselves too. But they don't wanna admit it to anybody."
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"You'd be surprised. Girls like sensitive, namby-pamby guys."
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"If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession."
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"There's apparently soccer leagues that they've set up with young Indian girls."
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"We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls."
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"There are no rules in fights with girls. Just hurting."
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"Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddamn hand dies on you."
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"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
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"I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better."
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"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
Girls
"That's what show business is, sincere insincerity."
Business
"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb."
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