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"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
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"There's apparently soccer leagues that they've set up with young Indian girls."

"There are eight girls in the house in which I am living, and practically all of them are good looking. You can realize that I am kept busy."

"I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls. I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward moment with a girl' is a liar."

"If wanted to play a sport, I played a sport. If I wanted to do things that many girls born in 1950 didn't do, I did it."

"I've just had some of the worst situations with the most beautiful girls who I just could not stand talking to anymore. The physical only lasts for so long."

"I think when you're a bigger star you get many good scripts sent to you, and you have to choose which one you're going to gravitate toward, but I just try to gravitate toward the best-written one that's been thrown my way after a lot of girls have passed on it."
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"I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better."


"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb."
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