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"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
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"I'm getting better now, but I used to be incredibly awkward with girls. I think any guy who says 'I've never had an awkward moment with a girl' is a liar."
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"I felt alienated at school, and I never did well with girls."
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"I say it's a girls' world."
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"I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and... everybody's hot."
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"I feel there should have been some recognition of the Spice Girls at this year's 25th anniversary. We flew the flag for Britain around the globe in the 1990s and we achieved a hell of a lot."
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"Photo shoots for underage girls are like letting an ant walk around with honey."
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"Now I know why guys like to hug girls. You guys just want to cop a feel. I can't believe that I've fallen for it all these years!"
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"What girls do to each other is beyond description. No chinese torture comes close."
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"If you think about it now, it's kind of ridiculous. All these hot girls on Baywatch in tiny little red bathing suits running around saving lives."
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"These two girls start wanting the same thing because in this neighborhood, they know all the guys so well. It's a small town and all the guys are just really boring to them."
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"I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better."
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"That's what show business is, sincere insincerity."
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"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb."
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"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
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"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
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