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Paradise Quotes


"No one shall expel us from the paradise that Cantor has created for us."


"The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp."



"Paradise Lost is a book that, once put down, is very hard to pick up again."



"Perhaps there is only one cardinal sin: impatience. Because of impatience we were driven out of Paradise, because of impatience we cannot return."


"If one cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen."



"When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise."


"Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none."


"In a republic, that paradise of debility, the politician is a petty tyrant who obeys the laws."



"Santa Barbara is a paradise; Disneyland is a paradise; the U.S. is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial though it may be, it is paradise. There is no other."



"We must prefer real hell to an imaginary paradise."


"To Paradise, the Arabs say, Satan could never find the way Until the peacock led him in."



"There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo."


"If you cannot catch a bird of paradise, better take a wet hen."



"An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise."


"I have read descriptions of Paradise that would make any sensible person stop wanting to go there."


"I went to the Paradise Restaurant on 49th Street and Broadway which was where they were playing, and I sat in."


"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."


"Paradise will be a kind of library."
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