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Quotes by British Authors

"I knew I'd conquered America when Mike Tyson told me I was one mean lady."

"Envy suggests inferiority."


"I never examined what I did in any great detail because I thought it would spoil things. I never read the scripts at all carefully, and never wanted to know what was going on, because I felt that being a benevolent alien that's the way it should be."


"So that's when I saw the DNA model for the first time, in the Cavendish, and that's when I saw that this was it. And in a flash you just knew that this was very fundamental."


"Enclave life becomes very tense, Even when they do elect a leader, the factions remain, with the threat of splitting off."

"Racing a thoroughbred grand prix car in front of a home crowd will be a surreal and mighty experience."

"Ignorance and inconsideration are the two great causes of the ruin of mankind."

"I think that both men, Bush and Blair, will be damned in history. Both men have made their respective countries the two most hated countries in the world."

"I would really like to spend more time with the family. Every time I go abroad I miss them all dreadfully."

"The thing about Duran... that gives you the ability to bring all that opportunity back into your life."

"There is only one principle of war and that's this. Hit the other fellow, as quickly as you can, as hard as you can, where it hurts him most, when he ain't lookin'."

"What! Would I be turned back from doing a thing that I had determined to do, and that I knew to be right, by the airs and interference of such a person, or any person I may say? No, I have no idea of being so easily persuaded. When I have made up my mind, I have made it."

"I may as well say it, I have been married three times."

"I've spent my life pursing excellence as an artist, which is what I always wanted to do anyhow."

"My page is junk, because I hate putting anything to do with me on the site, it just feels wrong."

"The sky was like ebony and the only illumination was the harsh white light of the central streetlamp, which cast shadows so hard it seemed you might cut yourself on them."

"It is a sort of great Victorian truth that actually, trying to do the right thing is pretty good for you and pretty good for business as well, by and large."


"I'm not a rock singer and I don't want to be a rock singer. I'm not interested. It doesn't seem to get across."

"One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another is telling him gently of a fault. If any other can excel it, it is listening to such a disclosure with gratitude, and amending the error."

"I've returned to being an amateur without any ties or strings attached, which gives me a freedom I never had before."

"I had to do the book because there was an unauthorised biography which didn't tell it like it was."

"It's still the same job, the same anxieties, but it did feel a lot different, that kind of budget, that schedule, and frankly, the slowness of it all, and also having a lot of other units working."

"Archimedes will be remembered when Aeschylus is forgotten, because languages die and mathematical ideas do not."

"Buonaparte has often made his boast that our fleet would be worn out by keeping the sea and that his was kept in order and increasing by staying in port; but know he finds, I fancy, if Emperors hear the truth, that his fleet suffers more in a night than ours in one year."

"Some of these things are true and some of them lies. But they are all good stories."

"The fool within himself is the object of pity, until he is flattered."

"Give preference to things of the greatest lasting value."


"At the end of the day, humans are social animals and we are at our best when we get to do things with others who appreciate and enjoy what we enjoy. It's what keeps us human."

"I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things."

"The course of true love rarely runs smooth."
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