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Tom Holt, the distinguished British novelist, has delighted readers around the world with his imaginative and witty tales. With a keen eye for satire and a penchant for the absurd, Holt has carved out a niche for himself in the realm of comic fantasy literature. His whimsical storytelling and clever wordplay continue to enchant audiences of all ages.
"I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either."
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"I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either."

Reading, Read
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"Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it."
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"Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it."

Car, Luck
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"Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem."
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"Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience. I don't and haven't, but that's my problem."

Patience,
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"It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger."
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"It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger."

Dying, Evening
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"New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else."
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"New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by lunchtime tomorrow, so it has no incentive to be anything else."

Technology, Tomorrow, Ugly
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"American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957."
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"American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957."

Time, American, Day, Tea
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"I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year."
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"I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year."

Writing, Day, Words
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"Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of."
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"Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of."

Poetry, Childhood, Habits
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"Lawyers are predators in grey worsted."
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"Lawyers are predators in grey worsted."

Law, Lawyers
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