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Money Quotes


"Americans are immensely popular in Paris; and this is not due solely to the fact that they spend lots of money there, for they spend just as much or more in London, and in the latter city they are merely tolerated because they do spend."


"But if you want to continue to be slaves of the banks and pay the cost of your own slavery, then let bankers continue to create money and control credit."


"Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it."



"I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet."



"The private sector can go forward, if it must, with destruction of embryos for questionable and ethically challenged science. But spend the people's money on proven blood cord, bone marrow, germ cell, and adult cell research."


"I didn't think that a career in theater was very realistic so I thought the only thing I could make money doing and still be somewhat artistic was, god help me, advertising."


"I'm not very bright about money. I'm not domestic either. If I don't learn how to cook, maybe I won't have to."


"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."


"Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way."



"It worried me when Britney snogged Madonna. It looked a bit fake. It screamed 'We're in this for the money."


"People now realize that globalization is not only for the multi-nationals and the circulation of money."


"There's no amount of money that would make me decide something for a career."


"I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it."



"All studio movies are the middle of the Bell curve. The only way to do something is to do it yourself. And the only way to do that is to not take any money from anyone or take as little money as possible from anyone and that's it."


"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."


"What people forget is that every movie that gets made keeps making money for somebody FOREVER."


"Essentially, when we run a deficit, we are borrowing money to buy things that are made overseas."


"I made a small fortune. I made a lot of money and I made a lot of other people wealthy."


"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million."


"A lot of poets too live on the margins of social acceptance, they certainly aren't in it for the money. William Blake - only his first book was legitimately published."
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