"So many roads. So many detours. So many choices. So many mistakes."

"Can you really forgive if you can't forget?"

"When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep walking."

"When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho."

"It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?"

"Balls are to men what purses are to women."

"In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?"

"I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet."

"I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up."

"Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate."

"I'm very, very concerned about the Bush presidency. I'm worried about the kinds of cuts in domestic programs that mean something to a lot of people, including members of my family, who depend on certain things from the government."

"I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?"

"If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong."

"Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be."

"When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?"

"You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit."

"To be in a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf?"

"Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?"