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"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."
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"Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and there's lost people."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"People will always choose more money over more sex."
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"I think the person who takes a job in order to live - that is to say, for the money - has turned himself into a slave."
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"Our money is bait money, and bait money is not to be used."
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"Nowadays nothing but money counts: a fortune brings honors, friendships; the poor man everywhere lies low."
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"Prospering just doesn't have to do with money."
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"A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart."
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"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart."
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"There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for."
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"I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults."
Love
"It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America."
History
"I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years."
Wisdom
"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."
Money
"Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful."
Satire
"Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention."
Time
"You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to."
Politics
"I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth."
Truth
"The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion."
Democracy
"Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented."
Politics
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