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"Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton."
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"In Hollywood today, it's cool for guys to wear nail polish and earrings in their lips and tongues. I don't get it."

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"This is the place to see the stars - Hollywood Bowl."

"After I got to Hollywood, I resented that I didn't get a crack at more dramatic roles because I photographed so beautifully."

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